Remember the Blue Dot?

Remember the blue Dot the news media used to employ during televised trials to hide the identities of witnesses and victims? He had his biggest gig in the rape trial of one of the Kennedy Clan. The news either shows everybody in those trials or they just blur the faces now. Poor Blue Dot, out of work -- well not anymore! I had to hire him for this picture of me in these Markwort brand Lycra shorts. I didn’t realize, in the bright sun, they showed all my stuff! Good old Blue Dot saves the day on this PG-13 site. He’s actually quite comfortable down there. Says it was far more pleasant than anyone's face ever was.

Thanks Blue Dot!