Not Right

So, I showed this suit on 9/8/2006. I first showed it on 9/2/2006 saying there was something not quite right about it. This suit if made by my favorite manufacturer – Speedo. It is my favorite style – Team Panel, and in my favorite color combination – Royal Blue and White. It is made out of nylon, so it will last forever, and it is my size, but damn it – it just doesn’t fit quite right! I would like it if it was cut a little narrower in the front and on the sides, but worst of all it is cut too small in the back for my butt. If I pull it up to where is it comfortable, the bottom of my butt cheeks squeeze out in an unflattering way, and if I pull the suit low enough to eliminate that problem, I end up sporting a plumber’s crack if I bend over. It just doesn’t fit right and is uncomfortable to wear. It is kind of like a moderate Republican – he may look like a good candidate, but try him out and all you will end up with is a flawed ass. The fit is not right. Vote Democrat this fall no matter what!!!!