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Tuesday, May 24, 2005

Speedos – Just Do It

Speedos – Just Do It

My ex was a real jerk, and I’m not going to get into it (identity theft, cheating, lying, putting my life at risk) but he did one good thing for me in the five years we were together. He got me to wear Speedos. You see, while I harbored this incredible urge to wear Speedos, and had already started compiling my huge collection, I was in the closet with the fetish. I never wore them in public. For all anyone knew, I was a regular bathing suit wearer.
He helped me change that. He was a Speedo wearer, and while he didn’t share my incredible fondness for the sexy suits, he encouraged me to wear them when we went on vacation. I admit I was afraid, and wore a skin-tight box cut suit when we went to Miami, but after that, I graduated to the skimpy suits we know and love. I have never looked back.
So, if you need help stepping out in your first sexy men’s bikini style bathing suit, don’t hook up with a jerk, just listen to me: Pick a place with lots of men already in Speedos. Wear the suit under your shorts. Pick a nice place to lie down in the sun, slip off the shorts, and viola! You’re in a Speedo in public. The tan-line will cook in, you’ll realize that everyone is not looking at that man in the skimpy suit, and you’ll never go back to those baggy suits that leave too much to the imagination again.