Let’s Form the NSA

OK, so today the US Senate passed a law and our Cowboy President plans on signing it that will give gun manufacturers unprecedented legal protection from being sued. Now, I’m not talking politics here, but don’t you think that Speedo manufacturers should have the same protection?

See, here’s how it works, well, for every industry other than Gun Makers. Let’s say Hitler buys some Speedos from the Speedo Company. He shoves the Speedos in your nose and mouth and chokes you to death. Your family can sue the Speedo Company for selling the Speedos to Hitler. This is true, they can. I don’t think a jury would ever let your family win, but on the small chance that they did, the award settlement might be so high, that the Speedo Company would go bankrupt and be put out of business! It isn’t that way for gun makers now. Hitler can go to a gun manufacturer and buys some guns. Even if they do a background check and see, boy this Hitler guy is going to be dangerous with a gun, they can sell it to him and not get sued. Hitler can go out and kill you and your family cannot sue the gun manufacturer. Hitler can shoot anyone in congress or the president, or six million people and the gun maker can’t get sued for selling Hitler a gun. But the Speedo Company could get sued for selling him a Speedo. Is this fair?

We need to form the NSA – the National Speedo Association. The NRA – National Rifle Association, it the most powerful lobby in America and they are the ones that got this law passed by paying off congress men who were too scared and cowardly to oppose them. With the NSA we could do the same thing. Not even tobacco companies have this kind of protection. If guns can have it though, I think Speedos should. Let’s save the Speedos.

(OK, that’s enough of that, tomorrow, more pictures.)