I Am Such a Speedo Nut

I think all men should wear Speedos – Skinny, Fat, Hairy, Smooth. I simply like to see those suits on men! Infact, I used to tell myself, that all men looked better in Speedos – until a few weeks ago. I am ashamed to admit it. I finally saw a man who, in my mind, should not have been wearing one. He weighed over 400 pounds. I swear. But, in my defense, I am not being prejudiced, it was just that he was so big, and his belly hung down so low, that I couldn’t see the suit.