Sing, Sing a Thong.

Advice so simple,
To last your whole life long.
Don’t worry if your not slim enough,
To show off most of your rear –
Wear, wear a thong! © 2005

Dedicated to Karen Carpenter. (If only she hadn't worried about her weight. Just being a little ‘tongue in cheek’ here. Whoops should say tongue in cheek when talking about a thong! Or should I? ;-) )