G String

I have one, and only one G String. I purchased it long long ago in a State far far away, in place much like any other neighborhood porn shop. Straight porn magazines and videos for sale all over the place. Novelties for the bedroom, and skimpy, daring outfits for both men and women, fitted into clear plastic boxes. The outfits are all made with less material than you could find in a dryer lint trap, yet priced as if you were buying as suit at Brookes Brothers.
The G String has a metallic silver pouch, an elastic (more like a rubber band) waistband and a ‘rubber band’ strap that flosses the butt. I barely ever wore it because it is so impractical and I am not a stripper, however, I have had to retire it. There is a picture of me in it below. Tomorrow I will show you why I had to retire it.