3 Cheers for Trident Gum!

Yea for Trident! The gum named after the symbol for Poseidon the God of the sea – what a sexy god he is! Have you seen the ad? I saw it last night! Trident has made a new gum called ‘Trident Splash.’ The whole ad features a guy walking around in a red Speedo! He’s just an average guy in a Speedo! No gay connotations, just a guy in a Speedo! Did I mention the ad features a guy in a Speedo? LOL I guess the gum has a liquid center and when you bite into it ‘Splash!’ Everyone around the guy in the Speedo gets all wet – isn’t it nice they chose a Speedo for him to wear instead of any old boring bathing suit? Can you tell I’m excited! Speedo! Speedo! Speedo! Long live Trident Gum!