Can’t Dance

I can not dance. I have not rhythm whatsoever, but this is a dance belt, black, made of 100% Nylon – to be worn under tights to give no lines and a nice, well, package to guys like Mikhail Baryshnikov. It is and XL and is tight on me. They must expect all dancers to have really small waists – at least I think that is what the size refers too.