Doctors Should Wear Speedos

This pink eye thing would be way more pleasant if doctors wore Speedos, oh and made house calls too. My Doctor didn’t have on a Speedo, at least as far as I could tell, when he gave me the drops that were supposed to make my eye better in a few days. I wonder if the pharmacist had on a Speedo? The drops probably would have worked if he did. So, I had to go the eye doctor since recovery is slow. Diagnosis – viral conjunctivitis, not bacterial – so the antibiotic drops I was given did no good at all. Treatment – time – 7 days to 2 weeks! (It’s been 9 days – still pink) I wouldn’t have been annoyed if the doctor had been in a Speedo.

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! Sorry about that pic, and this post. I was kinda stretching it to keep it on topic, but I needed to vent my frustration. Tomorrow, I promise to post a pic of me in underwear – a real pic.