Yet Another Reason Speedos Are Great

As you may know, I think all men look better in Speedos, however, I am aware that the swimsuits do highlight any flaws a body may have. I do my best to wear a Speedo whenever I can, so when I go to the gym I remind myself, how many flaws do I want the public to see. Hmmm, none would be the best, but genetics keep me from having my ideal body. OK, I could resort to surgery, but I really don’t want to have a rib removed or the sides shaved off my hip bones (I am a man with child bearing hips. So sad.) Anyways, there are things I can take care of at the gym, and the mental picture of myself in a Speedo is great incentive to do one more crunch, or a little longer on the treadmill.
In fact, if a law were passed decreeing that all in the land must wear Speedos, I submit that the obesity problem in the country would immediately take a turn for the better. Someone work up a petition for this new law, I’m going to buy stock in the Speedo Corporation. :-)